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crack fic challange
I'm gonna post this on the faNily site on my challange thread later, but I have to write it down before I forget - so here goes:
Sam and Dean get a really weird phone call and head on to another nameless town to rid it of a dangerous monster. Only, it was the monster that made the call. It's tired of all the other monsters making fun of it, and it wants to die. Really. They keep laughing at it because it's ugly. Not its' fault, that's just the species it belongs to. And that it's not the sharpest tool in the shed - but it went to the shed and sharpened its teeth. See? And that it smells. But it tried everything - mud baths, and deordorant - 24 hour protection my @$$. It's had enough. It doesn't want to take it anymore, so would they please just kill it? Oh, and not with regular bullets, cuz that wont work. it's too fat, and now it's depressed, too. Sam's emo. Dean really wants to kill it. Will he?
Sam and Dean get a really weird phone call and head on to another nameless town to rid it of a dangerous monster. Only, it was the monster that made the call. It's tired of all the other monsters making fun of it, and it wants to die. Really. They keep laughing at it because it's ugly. Not its' fault, that's just the species it belongs to. And that it's not the sharpest tool in the shed - but it went to the shed and sharpened its teeth. See? And that it smells. But it tried everything - mud baths, and deordorant - 24 hour protection my @$$. It's had enough. It doesn't want to take it anymore, so would they please just kill it? Oh, and not with regular bullets, cuz that wont work. it's too fat, and now it's depressed, too. Sam's emo. Dean really wants to kill it. Will he?